I basically assume that everyone who reads my blog are people I know. But every now and then I'll get a message from someone I don't know, and I'm not quite sure what the blog etiquette is. I always go and check out their profiles or blogs. But do I post a message back on my page or on theirs? And if I post a message on their page, then shouldn't I be writing about them? I can't very well go to their blog, read it, and then post a message about me and my blog... can I? I just don't know. I certainly don't want to have something else to feel guilty about... apparently, that is not superblack behaviour.
Another thing I'm wondering is if there's some kind of "blogger big brother" out there who will get me in trouble if I write inappropriate things. Here's why: I recently had a bunch of conversations about weird sexual acts and their equally strange names. I believe the conversation was the result of a friendly game of porno password, but that's neither here nor there. Anyway, my friend's boyfriend told me a bunch of them, and they had ridiculous names like "cherry cheesecake" and "abe lincoln". So I was like, "This is all a load of crap. I could make up any weird sexual act, give it some silly name and that doesn't make it something that people actually do." But I was curious, so I started to look some of them up and I found an online encyclopedia of them... like from A to Z! So I wanted to post the link because it is mind-boggling what people think of in this world. But then I started to worry that I could get booted off blogger for promoting sexual deviance or something. If anyone out there knows the protocol, hook a blackgirl up with the details please.
But I did make up a few. I'll tell you the names and you can just use your imagination for the rest: "Crazy Tom" and "Hot Fudge Sundae".
I am a sick, sick woman.
~sbg
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- i was coined "blackgirl" by virtue of being the lone black girl in class, at work, at the party, etc. so i decided instead of feeling uncomfortable, i would just go with it. that's the superblackgirl philosophy: embrace it. own it. make it your superpower.
4 comments:
I wouldn't worry too much about linking sites like that for the following reasons:
a) if you ever hit "next blog" consecutively, you're bound to find dirty porn sites.
b) you are participating in the dissemination of information with your own intent/twist/opinion.
c) you're only linking. it's not like you're producing.
d) i wasn't kicked off blogger for linking Rocco Siffredi in a random reflection on porn misogyny, so you sure as hell won't be kicked off for linking an A-Z sexual dictionary.
I hope.
"Donkey Punch" and "Dirty Sanchez" are my two favourite sexual dictionary definitions. It's just ridiculous to think of a jab to the head after climax or a poo-poo moutache after rear-entry-exit.
Too much information? Ah. Whatevs.
Ew.. whoever said that just jerked off about your blog. Except it was probably you, Marsh.. posting as an anonymous blogger just so you could talk about your favourites. Ha!
I'm home on Monday night... call me! I'll send you my parent's phone numba.
xMcKin
Hey! Dirty Sanchez was mine. I don't mean my invention or my personal fave, but it was the only dirty sexual act I knew! That either makes me really prudish or really dirty...but not poo-poo dirty. Just to clarify.