the effin' flies

there is nothing more annoying than flies. well, bees maybe. but bees are kinda scary, which takes away from the annoyance. but flies - they just won't get the eff out of your face. right now there is a fly, one of those big fat ones, flying around me at my desk. AT MY DESK. on friday there was one trapped in the car with me and while i was driving on the highway and it was like landing on my forehead. WHILE I WAS DRIVING ON THE HIGHWAY. i kept trying to kill it with a little stuffed teddy bear i got in my mcdonald's happy meal.

i just hate the effin' flies. that's all.

love sbg